Defamer Australia Giveaway! | How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

You certainly won’t be losing friends and alienating people when you tell folks you’ve won a double pass to go and see the film How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE WITH THAT LAME-TASTIC OPENING LINE?), now will you?

And that’s precisely what I have to give away this morning, thanks to our “friends” in “the industry” (who were foolish enough to [REDACTED BY DEFAMER AUSTRALIA LEGAL TEAM] a B-list soap star you may know by the name of [REDACTED] and the entire escapade was captured – [REDACTED] and all – by Defamer Australia’s crack team of private investigators who always carry a camera on them when hanging around areas known to be frequented by Showbiz Types on the off chance something blackmailable occurs.) Cheers for that, gang!

Here’s what you need to know about the movie.

How To Lose Friends & Alienate People is based on Toby Young’s memoir of the same name, charting Young’s move from London to New York to become a contributing editor at the highly prestigious Vanity Fair. Fired less than two years later, the memoir hilariously captures Young’s failed attempt to take Manhattan by storm.

Which sounds pretty good. It also stars Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Danny Huston, Gillian Anderson, Megan Fox, and Jeff Bridges (amongst others) so that’s nice, isn’t it?

If you’d like a double pass AND a soundtrack for the film (perhaps you can give the CD to your date to thank them for putting out, something they’re bound to do once you impress them with your “Oh, yeah, the studio sent me these free tickets, baby. Relax. I can afford to buy us two popcorns now.”) then just send a half-decent YouTube Clip Of The Day suggestion to tips AT defamer.com.au.

Alright? And maybe take me as your date.