Conundrums: Elect Sarah Palin, and Lose Diddy Forever

Though John McCain came out of the Republican National Convention with a lead over Barack Obama, the general consensus is that political momentum has swung back Obama’s way — and for further proof, look no further than important swing voter Diddy. Last seen praising Sarah Palin’s RNC speech (”You did your thing. You gave a speech that pretty much shut me the fuck up”) Diddy has changed his tune even faster than a ridiculous nickname past its expiration date. Now, after having watched Palin biff question after question with Katie Couric, Diddy is frightened — so frightened, he’s hiding under the covers, threatening never to come out if McCain and Palin get elected. Finally, a celebrity endorsement the Republicans can actually use! [Diddy Blog]