Catfight of the Century

· Did you hear the one about the View hosts who went at it backstage before denying the whole thing ever happened? Well, you have now.
· Aaaannd on your undercard, William “Shining Ego” Shatner vs. George “Psychotic Gay Bridezilla” Takei.
· Are Democrats better at political satire than Republicans? We wouldn’t be so sure about that; Elisabeth Hasselbeck killed with that McCain shirt.
· On the seventh day, the actual Sarah Palin went on Saturday Night Live. And for NBC, it was good.
· We said farewell to Mr. Blackwell and Dolemite, motherfucker.
· As this week’s drug stories went, it’s a photo finish between Carrie Fisher’s homo-making Codeine and Gary Busey’s canine-hooker coke-binge.
· Just for the record: That’s not a corpse in the Roosevelt Hotel pool — he’s just sleeping.
· We have lots of ideas for making the perfect celebrity PSA, and a <<a href=”http://defamer.com/5067924/richie-and-the-fonz-reunite-for-happy-days-the-obama-years”>i>Happy Days reunion is probably somewhere near the top.
· It was a tough week for new James Bond films and overcooked Guns N’ Roses albums.
· You be the judge: Did or did Sarah Silverman not bomb in London? And has Wheel of Fortune ever offered a dumber group of contestants than these three?
· Miley Cyrus’s naughty-photo hacker spoke out; her underwear-model boyfriend’s own naughty-photo leaker seethed with jealousy.

Have a great weekend, everybody!