Australia’s Next Top Model Host Seeks Voluptuous Girls

New host of Australia’s Next Top Model, the lovely and exceedingly wealthy Sarah Murdoch, has declared she’s seeking curvaceous ladies for the next installment of the program. No word on whether they need to embrace their inner hatred of science nerds, though.

Here’s the skinny on Sarah Murdoch’s first mission in her role as the new host of Australia’s Next Top Model – she wants to find a plus-size superstar.

In an industry obsessed with body image, the 36-year-old media darling and tireless charity campaigner says that discovering a larger role model entrant is her ultimate goal for the fifth series of the Foxtel show.

Sounds promising! We can only hope that whichever busty wench is picked out from the crowd by Mrs Murdoch and thrust into the national spotlight doesn’t end up cracking from the bitchy comments of scrawny teenage bitches who cannot, like, believe she even, like, ate those carbs! Is she retarded?

Sarah goes on to say:

“I am really pushing for a plus-size model this series because I am a big believer in healthy body types and encouraging girls to be the right body type,” the Bonds ambassador said.

“It’s not about getting an overweight girl but someone who is healthy because one size doesn’t fit all.”

All well and good. But what if Australia’s Next Top Model With Decent Cans ends up finding fame and fortune? How will you help ensure she doesn’t fritter away her bucks on pointless purchases and bad investments, Sarah?

“I want to make sure these girls are going into the industry with the right knowledge because it’s a very grown-up world,” Murdoch told TV editor Erin McWhirter.

“You can be financially independent from a young age if you have a good head screwed on your shoulders. I would like to have more about the business side of things and the best way to financial plan.”

As a newly converted fan, I cannot wait to see the Meares-less next series of the program, and I have a feeling Sarah Murdoch – while no pie-eating Charlotte Dawson – will do rather well as host.

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