‘Angelina With Hamburger,’ And Other Brad Pitt Photographic Masterpieces

Having scrutinized the cover of W magazine featuring “BRAD PITT’S PRIVATE PHOTOS OF ANGELINA JOLIE,” and come to the conclusion that the actress has the strangest starfish-shaped left nipple we’ve ever seen, we now offer the rest of the architect/photographer/heartthrob’s black & white collection.

We begin, quite whimsically, with this study of junk-food aficionado Jolie consuming a delicious hambourgeois. A close-up on her sunglasses, meanwhile, offers a happy, reflective surprise.

More photos, including “Lactating Noir,” after the jump!

At left, one of the Chosen Twins feasts on his mother’s milk. Baby bjorn custom made by Ann Demeulemeester. Hat by Chanel. Sunglasses by Fendi. Mother’s hair by Fekkai & Company. Baby’s hair by Fekkai 4 Kidz.
Right, the Jolie pillow lips are puckered into a harlequin pout possessing roughly the same suction-power as an industrial Dirt Devil.

Two studies of mother and children: (L) Budding knife addict Maddox cackling gleefully at his favourite story about the pushy paparazzo strung up by his feet by security and pecked to death by Namibian vultures. (R) Shiloh and her half-leopard adopted brother cozy up to their mum for their daily bindi-application.

• Pitt’s family life through a lens [The Sun]