And Exactly Where Is This Young Lady’s Hand Resting?

Sure, Bono’s gained a little publicity over the last week after pictures emerged of him partying with two young lasses – neither of whom go by the name “Mrs Bono” – but the photos themselves were fairly tame if you ask me. A couple of hotties charitably hugging some middle aged dudes, really.

BORING!

Let’s rejoice then in this fantastic moment in image cropping brought to you by the folks from Fairfax. I like that it now looks as though the naughty girl in question is gripping Bono’s cock.

I APPLAUD EVERYONE INVOLVED.