Act Now, And Watch Pitchwoman Jessica Alba Apply a Muzzle to Hayden Panettiere

From megastars like Matt Damon to Cutting Edge alums like D.B. Sweeney, it seems like every celebrity in Hollywood has an opinion about this November’s presidential election. Earlier this week, actress Jessica Alba decided to muzzle herself if that’s what it would take to get America to vote (an enticing motivator, though perhaps not as compelling as keeping Diddy out of sight forever). Now, a curiously able-to-speak again Alba has decided to pay it forward, muzzling other celebrities like Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and 90210’s Tristan Wilds (is this because he made out with Dakota? Is it?!). Props must be paid to Alba, whose maniacally enthusiastic pitch should probably shoot to the top of her reel. Extra points if she can sew Dane Cook’s lips shut next time!

The clip, after the jump:

• Declare Yourself: The Muzzler [YouTube]