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Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest
Posted by STV at 5:35 AM on September 4, 2008
After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. "My motto is, 'Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.' Spend your money on you," the Daily Mail quotes her as saying, but clearly the stakes have soared beyond self-service satisfaction: Rivers is but the latest boldface name to join the increasingly cutthroat Joker-Alike 2008 competition, in which grinning celebrities and their psychotic celluloid doppelgangers square off for ear-to-ear supremacy. Have a closer look at the finalists — and vote for a (or nominate your own) winner after the jump.
A. Joan Rivers
B. Andy Dick
C. Grazerhead
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Bear_Necessities
Posted 6:10 AM 4/9/08
Noticeably missing in this lineup: Jocelyn Wildenstein, the Cat Woman.
... and I really thought Defamer would show more love to the poor Grazerhead. He's needed here, not on some Cineplex' screen! ;-)
Bear_Necessities
Leviticus_71
Posted 5:43 AM 4/9/08
Blinking is overrated...as is crying.
Leviticus_71
OneWag
Posted 5:39 AM 4/9/08
Change "the Daily Mail quotes her as saying" to "the Daily Mail quotes her as WRITING or TEXTING or SIGNING" because she was already barely able to move her lips, PRIOR to this round. Can she even blink at this point?
OneWag
kookla
Posted 6:24 AM 4/9/08
I nominate Priscilla Presley as the Dark Horse. Literally and figuratively.
kookla
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:19 AM 4/9/08
Joan Rivers is no joke, yo. I was at a party in NYC with Joan Rivers. At one point I had the chilling experience of walking alongside her. Her eyes are pulled back so far that it looks, if you stand next to her, as if she is facing me sidelong. It lasted only a few seconds but it was eerie. She was talking to someone else and yet ... *shudders*
RonMwangaguhunga
WGARefugee
Posted 6:52 AM 4/9/08
Melanie Griffith is no Jocelyn Wildenstein but she deserves to win something.
WGARefugee
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:43 AM 4/9/08
Mickey Rourke?
RonMwangaguhunga
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:39 AM 4/9/08
bruce jenner
el smrtmnky
metroville
Posted 7:07 AM 4/9/08
First Lady Laura Bush.
metroville
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 7:54 AM 4/9/08
@GoodBadNotEvil: That argument just won Joan Rivers my vote. Well done!
Fry_Bread_Power
GoodBadNotEvil
Posted 7:37 AM 4/9/08
Joan Rivers at this point appears to be of no discernable age, as timeless and terrifying as the Joker himself.
GoodBadNotEvil
pkittie
Posted 8:02 AM 4/9/08
I nominate either (because they look the same) Nancy Reagan or Carol Burnett...have you seen them in person? Grinning skulls lightly layered with skin.
pkittie
TurdBlossom
Posted 7:59 AM 4/9/08
Joan - she's starting to look like a burn victim, non?
TurdBlossom
TillieHarper
Posted 8:30 AM 4/9/08
Those three are:
A. Skeletor
B. Jack Frost
C. Jack the Pumpkin King.
TillieHarper
TillieHarper
Posted 8:29 AM 4/9/08
Mickey Rourke is the winner.
TillieHarper
Cacafuego
Posted 8:44 AM 4/9/08
I'd have to say Dick, as much as I hate him. He's not only resembles The Joker on the outside, but the inside to. And he's the only one who's gonna be a licensed sex offender when this is all over.
Cacafuego
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 9:59 AM 4/9/08
Why hasn't anyone nominated Carol Channing?
NotReadyForPrimeTime
navstar
Posted 3:22 PM 4/9/08
Meg Ryan??
navstar
Muscato
Posted 9:29 PM 4/9/08
Um - isn't that registered sex offender? Or did I miss something and now you can sign up in advance? If so, what's the test like?
Muscato
Werrick
Posted 10:37 PM 4/9/08
Two words;
Crispin. Glover.
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Werrick