Throw Out Your Hands! Stick Out Your Tush!

· Say what you want about this act from last night’s America’s Got Talent—we’re just thrilled to see the Gay Man’s Chorus of Los Angeles keeping themselves busy in the chorus off-season. [AGT]
· So those two “two sharp young writers” Dan Aykroyd mentioned are hard at work on Ghostbusters 3 are The Office co-EPs Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky. Pam + Slimer 4ever! [Variety]
· Sarah Palin attended five colleges in six years before graduating from the University of Idaho in 1987. Also, she burned down a library after she found out the Moosewood Cookbook was vegetarian commie propaganda. [AP, Boston Herald]
· Howie Mandel earned a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today, which came with a smaller matching star in an aluminium briefcase. Because he’s made his biggest impact on a popular game show featuring people screaming at briefcases, you see. Oh… never mind. [Getty Images]
· Attention all drug addicts currently loitering near or around Kirsten Dunst’s hotel room: your days of villainy are numbered! [Yahoo]
· And the same goes for you, female strippers in Australia accused of sexually penetrating the bachelor! [news.com.au]