Sonny Bill Williams Is The Most Evil Man Alive.

REET REET REET! Slightly Delayed Newsdesk special report! I was quietly amused to see that those wacky folk at Zoo Weekly have decided that Sonny Bill Williams, the former star of the Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team who recently packed his bags and ran off to France for a job where he’ll get paid loads more than he ever would’ve playing sport in Australia, is this year’s Top Villain.

And who did he beat? Well, 49 other horrible people. Including a mass murderer. But – and I say this with a great sense of perspective – ditching your team mates is heaps worse than anything a terrorist could do.

Rugby league deserter Sonny Bill Williams has edged out Bali bomber Amrozi to be named Australia’s most hated person in a notorious annual poll. Williams has topped men’s mag Zoo Weekly’s annual Top 50 People We Hate List, released today, The Courier-Mail reports.

Editor Paul Merrill said the now French rugby player was the clear winner.

“Sonny Bill is someone who did something no Australian should do. He ditched his teammates and walked out,” he said. “We’re calling him Money Bill Williams for scarpering off to another continent just for the cash.”

Yes, imagine doing something slightly morally questionable just for the bucks, eh Zoo Weekly? Sonny Bill is the worst Australian ever! Worst person ever! Hitler had nothing on Sonny Bill. Sorry, Money Bill. Oh, you clever sods at Zoo Weekly. God love you.

Disgraced AFL player Wayne Carey was fourth for “shagging his mate’s missus” and “even the name Wayne”, while swimmer Nick D’Arcy, accused of punching a rival, rounded out the top five.

No mention of wine glasses?

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