So Teresa Palmer Didn’t Really Change Russell Brand That Much, After All

One thing that has been missing from the coverage of Russell Brand’s apparent “hook up” with Britney Spears is any mention of his GIRLFRIEND, Australian actress and expat, Teresa Palmer. Yes, remember her? The one for whom Russell Had apparently become a changed man (The Sun twice crowned him Shagger Of The Year). So, er, yeah, Russell, where’s your girlfriend?

Just hours before their rendezvous, Brand told reporters he was newly single after ending his three-month relationship with Palmer, 22.

Describing himself as “footloose and fancy free,” Brand reportedly even propositioned a female journalist during press interviews for his upcoming film Bedtime Stories.

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Brand and Palmer met on the set of Adam Sandler’s film Bedtime Stories earlier this year.

Palmer’s Australian representative did not return calls yesterday.

Cuh-lasssyyy! If Palmer was dating Brand for similar reasons to which he is, presumably, courting Spears (i.e. to climb the celebrity ladder), wouldn’t she have been better off waiting until after the VMAs? Back to square one, eh?