‘Short Ends?’ That’s What She Said!

· This montage of every “That’s what she said” from The Office is a little long but guaranteed to put a smile on your face. (3…2…1…) [YouTube]
· Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have entered the 2008 Guinness Book of World Records as Most Powerful Actress and Actor, respectively. In a related item, the Guinness Book of World Records has just been named keepers of the World’s Most Shameless Publicity Ploy! [Us]
· Morecowbell.dj allows you to upload any MP3 and add as much cowbell or Walken as you like using handy faders. It’s just one of those modern conveniences you didn’t know you couldn’t live without until you finally had one. [Morecowbell.dj]
· If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s the CNN prank in which two guys fake-make-out with each other as a reporter discusses the Lehman Brothers collapse. It doesn’t get hot n’ heavy until one of them goes for a nipple. Then all bets are off. [YouTube]
· Want to know what Sarah Palin would have named you if she was—shudder—your mum? Try the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and find out! (We’re Missle Blunt Palin, which we’re perfectly happy with.) [politsk.blogspot.com]