Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Secret Behind Simon Cowell’s Perma-Scowl: Botox

Now that mogulsexual Ryan Seacrest finally has an American Idol season to start taping, he’s shelved his budding bromance with NBC head Ben Silverman to get back to what he does worst: trading barbs with Simon Cowell. To kick off this latest round of homoerotic oversharing, Seacrest landed himself on Ellen DeGeneres’s couch, where he proceeded to mock Cowell’s self-obsession and accuse the withering judge of a Botox addiction. Yes, Ryan Seacrest called someone else out for metrosexual grooming. Removing your blond highlights can really embolden a man. [The Ellen DeGeneres Show]