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Russell Brand Offers Eva Longoria Parker a Water Sports-Soaked Threesome
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:50 AM on September 4, 2008
When we think of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, we picture a family-friendly forum where Republican candidates can come to read funny headlines out loud and maybe, finally, meet a real-life black musician. Lately, though, our G-rated suppositions have gone to hell as the lame-duck Leno has regaled the audience with stories about his interest in an underage Jessica Biel and his auto-erotic fantasies involving actress Scarlett Johansson. Into a more ribald chat show, then, does cheeky VMAs host Russell Brand walk — and boy, does he make the most of it:
When we think of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, we picture a family-friendly forum where Republican candidates can come to read funny headlines out loud and maybe, finally, meet a real-life black musician. Lately, though, our G-rated suppositions have gone to hell as the
As he sits on the couch next to guest Eva Longoria Parker, a misheard reference to PETA sends the comedian on a tangent that splashes the audience with sexual offers they've likely never contemplated before bedtime. Bold talk when delivered to a Desperate Housewife, Russell, but we're reserving your comedy credibility until you introduce Miley Cyrus to the concept of a Dutch Oven during this weekend's VMAs.
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Calraigh
Posted 9:34 AM 4/9/08
I love him, I love him, I love him, God , how I love him. Love. Him.
Calraigh
Leviticus_71
Posted 9:17 AM 4/9/08
So...if you happened to run into Russel and Natalie Portman's Bohemian Patchouli Salesman/Tantric Lover, would you be able tell them apart?
Leviticus_71
busterbluth
Posted 9:46 AM 4/9/08
Russell Brand, Chuck Bass, RDJr...who'll be next on my man-crush list?
busterbluth
emberglance
Posted 9:44 AM 4/9/08
Doesn't he talk like Frank Spencer though.
emberglance
kookla
Posted 9:58 AM 4/9/08
It's a testament to Russell's talent, if he can make an Eva Longoria interview interesting.
kookla
gwiliandre
Posted 10:17 AM 4/9/08
LOVE LOVE Russell!!!!
gwiliandre
Calraigh
Posted 10:55 AM 4/9/08
@busterbluth: Seriously, he actually made a late-night talk show entertaining . I thought that was a skill that had gone the way of the dinosaur and Amstrad.
Calraigh
The Pet
Posted 11:08 AM 4/9/08
Weird to see Eva Longoria talk about "soul", trying to make it seem like she has one.
The Pet
FuriousD1
Posted 11:24 AM 4/9/08
Could someone send Russel Brand some shampoo, and maybe a good conditioner?
FuriousD1
Tooson
Posted 12:43 PM 4/9/08
Oh good lord, couldn't McCain just have picked him???? We can take exception to that whole "british thing", right? I may have to watch VMA's for the first time in over a decade.
Tooson
Leonardo
Posted 3:03 PM 4/9/08
Personally, I think Brand it's just an inferior version of Noel Fielding (of The Mighty Boosh), who does the anorexic glam rocker much better and tells better jokes. Too bad for America that Brand has a better agent.
Leonardo
Miss d
Posted 4:56 PM 4/9/08
@Leonardo: You mention Noel and I had to fan myself... I am so in agreement with you. Russell, you're fun, but Noel is for keeps...
Miss d
bonniegrrl
Posted 11:21 AM 5/9/08
Russell needs his own talk show here.
bonniegrrl
kylo4
Posted 12:18 PM 5/9/08
It was good because he didn't rudely interrupt her, and he was funny. This guy is great, he does need his own talk show.
kylo4