Roger Ebert, Wise Guy: Despite getting our hands on the damning outtakes of the critic’s recent Q&A explaining Creationism, we allowed for the possibility that the whole episode might have just been an elaborate, tongue-in-cheek statement about people’s eagerness to believe anything they see, hear or read. Right on cue, the crafty Ebert confirmed our suspicions late Tuesday in a finger-wagging ramble entitled This is the Dawning of the Age of Credulity: “Let’s go to work as perceptive readers. It might be a two-step process. [...] I expected better from evolutionists.” Funny — we expected better from a Pulitzer Prize-winning film critic. Anyway, Rog, we’re over it. How was Eagle Eye? [Chicago Sun-Times]