MTV’s RW/RRC Destroy the Planet Challenge: Did you happen to catch Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Island, in which your favourite MTV reality stars are plopped “on a deserted beach off the coast of Panama” to compete for $300,000 in treasure? It’s like The Hills, but with relay races and coconuts! And all they had to do was clear some rainforest, throw up some temporary living quarters that they never bothered to dismantle, and leave a pile of junk behind, according to one local’s account: “I have seen the aftermath of a tornado and this was almost as bad…A large plot of rainforest had been cleared, a pristine Caribbean beach had been trashed, and the creators had simply packed up and left. A family of what appeared to be ’squatters’ had already moved into one of the buildings left behind.” [sustainablog]