Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears

It ain’t easy being Lynne Spears: sure, you can live off the wealth accumulated from your daughters’ hard work and sell their teen pregnancy secrets to OK! for a million dollars, but occasionally, people will think you’re a bad parent! That’s why it’s important for Lynne to set the record straight, and the Today Show gave her just the forum this morning. Hawking her book Through the Storm, Lynne discussed the perils of overexposing your children, something that will surely be nipped in the bud by her incredibly revealing tell-all about daughter Britney’s loss of virginity. Congratulations, Lynne: here’s your celebratory Cheeto. [Today]