Lindsay Lohan Flourishes as Pseudo-Pregnant Halfwit Type in ‘Labor Pains’ Trailer

Maybe it’s just that Don LaFontaine is dead, but we’re more invested than usual in the spectrum of new trailers making their ways through the mourning cosmos The Voice left behind. In fact, it’s his special touch that perhaps most conspicuously missing from this new spot for the Lindsay Lohan comedy Labor Pains: “In a world… where one of the biggest celebrities is among the least employable… an independent film gave her a chance… to dazzle audiences again… by faking a pregnancy…” Adding insult to injury, the standard “Coming soon” title card is subbed out for “Now in post-production,” reminding us that the film has yet be picked up for American distribution. It’ll happen though, don’t you worry; this has straight-to-Flopz written all over it. Check it after the jump. [Cinematical]