Kylie Is Planning On Appearing In A Puntastic Musical Penned By Kathy Lette… Wait, What?

Could it be true? Is Australia’s very own princess, Ms Kylie Minogue, actually planning on appearing in a musical which features all of her greatest hits? Isn’t that just called a “concert”, if you’re a pop star? And is Kathy Lette, the author who never met a play on words she didn’t like – and then go on to drunkenly grope in the bathroom whilst Shazza and the other moles drank all the Breezers and tried to impress Bazza and Nicko and the rest of the footy players by showing off their tan lines, etc – really going to be writing it?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! APPARENTLY!

Kylie Minogue has reportedly set her sights on the West End. The ex-neighbours actress turned multi award-winning singer-songwriter is apparently working on a jukebox musical based around some of her greatest hits.

According to early reports, Minogue is working with author and personal friend Kathy Lette to create the new show. Lette is perhaps best known for her 1996 novel Mad Cows, which was made into a film starring Joanna Lumley.

Minogue’s X-factor judge sister, Dannii, is also said to be on board with the project. Kylie Minogue’s highly successful singing career began in 1988 and is still going strong. Her early hits such as ‘Locomotion’ have become cult classics and her more recent offerings such as ‘2 Hearts’ rarely fail to make a significant impact on the singles charts.

The possibility of a Kylie Minogue musical would just about make the heads of London-based gays explode with excitement, I would imagine. How will Kathy Lette’s involvement influence proceedings? I’m not sure. But I think it would pretty much make the production the campest, sluttiest, most gloriously Aussie thing ever.

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