Kylie Apparently Considering Exploring The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Attention all Antipodean ladies who love ladies! Kylie’s impending tour Down Under could well lead to her exploring your down under if you play your cards right. Yes, Australia’s pop princess is allegedly contemplating a visit to “Lesbian Town, or so the showbiz press would have us believe.

Kylie Minogue has considered becoming a lesbian.

The Australian-born pop star – who will perform two New Zealand tour dates in December – jokingly claims she has thought about experimenting with her sexuality because there are no men in her life.

Oh, enough with the joking. Give it a bash, Kylie! If it’s good enough for Dannii and Jupiter, I don’t see why you should be above ditching the XY and diving under the covers with a pretty XX for some XXX action!

Of course, there’s one woman Kylie is willing to go on the record as crushing on (and thank god, it’s not Angelina Jolie). Unfortunately for those of us longing to see the pint-sized singer donning a designer gown at a commitment ceremony in the near future, it’s the very much dead Tallulah Bankhead.

Kylie is quoted by Britain’s The Sun newspaper as saying: “I’d go gay for her. She was a fascinating and exotic woman. There was so much to admire about her.

“She lived life to the full, maybe a little too fully. I want to release the inner Tallulah in me. God knows I can’t get a man – so maybe I should cross over.”

It worked for Lindsay Lohan, Kylie. Scumbag man after scumbag man came and went (in every sense), until finally she found happiness in the arms of Samantha Ronson.

ATTENTION MTV: PLEASE ARRANGE FOR RUBY ROSE TO INTERVIEW KYLIE, KTHXBYE.

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