There are times, in the life of a fan, where one is confronted with a detail about one's beloved star that makes it difficult to keep on loving them. When I was 14, it was the news that Noah Wyle from e.r. was a smoker. A few years back, it was Beck's return to Scientology's embracing bosom. And, speaking of bosoms, the latest disappointment: Kanye West apparently thinks Big Brother "discovery" and Zoo Magazine "columnist" Krystal "Bazoongas" Forscutt is a bit of alright.

Grammy award-winning rapper Kanye West has given lad's mag favourite Krystal Forscutt a serious career boost, posting more than 40 shots of the former Big Brother star on his personal blog.

 

[...] "I actually have never met Kanye but I'm a big fan of his music," Forscutt told Confidential yesterday.

"Coincidentally I'm heading over to the States for a month in two weeks so you never know."

Noooo!

Here's the post in question. West's blog seems to feature a rotating selection of design/architecture posts, MP3s/videos, and pneumatically-improbable glamour models.

But Kanye, just between you and I, Krystal? Really? Isn't that a bit... obvious?

As Katherine Heigl says in the otherwise forgettable 27 Dresses, this is like finding out my favourite love song was written about a sandwich.

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