Jodhi Meares Would Like You To Try Her Curtains On For Size

It hasn’t been a fantastic year for Jodhi Meares, really; if her hosting skills weren’t already subject to enough fervent debate at the Vogue Forums, her no-show at the Australia’s Next Top Model live finale was the last straw. So, you could forgive her for wanting to throw herself into some new projects to take her mind off things – and perhaps said mind-taking-off (or, indeed, out, i.e., of her skull and into a glass jar and replaced by an alarm clock) explains her interesting logic when it comes to describing her new gig as an interior designer for a Potts Point development…

“Even though bikinis and interiors are quite separate things, it’s sort of connected – all roads lead to Rome,” Meares told Confidential.

Yesss… That’s right, Jodhi, all roads lead to Rome, and we ride along them in our magical fashion-copter! You know, though, she could be right – maybe she’s trialing a new Maria Von Trapp-inspired interior design movement, in which her bikinis are all made from upholstery fabric, and her curtains and soft furnishings are all made from Nylon Tricot and LYCRA, and the throw rugs double as beach towels and the bathroom towels double as throw rugs? In which case, you get down with your bad self, Jodhi!