Jamie Lynn Spears to Bristol Palin: 'Yes, We So Totes Can'
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:25 AM on September 4, 2008
How does an unwed teen mother like Jamie Lynn Spears occupy her free time, now that the father of her baby is out touching tongues with predatory cougars? Why, by taking an interest in politics, of course! In the tradition of amateur pundit Lindsay Lohan and Swiftian theorist Albert Brooks, Jamie Lynn is the latest celeb to weigh in on the Sarah Palin Juneau scandal, but the starlet isn't content to confine her thoughts to a mere blog post. No, according to CelebTV, she's actually sending a gift to fellow teen mother Bristol Palin:
A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary was sent to Bristol Palin on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears.
An insider says it was actually Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn's mum, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.
"It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths," said the source.
Clever move, Lynn — especially since the LAT recently tagged Sarah Palin "the Lynne Spears of politics." Does this mean that the Palins may tote their very own Britney Spears into the White House... and if so, will she have to switch parties?
[Photo Credit: AP]

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NoWireHangers
Posted 6:48 AM 4/9/08
Also included in the gift: Cheeto-flavor formula, tiny platform flip-flops in trailer-park pink, and a box of condoms.
NoWireHangers
Stonecutter
Posted 7:14 AM 4/9/08
Only $60? I guess whatever it is that Jamie Lynn does for money doesn't pay very well.
Stonecutter
metroville
Posted 7:14 AM 4/9/08
Never has there been a more ringing endorsement to allow the conservative Republican base to secede and form the nation of Nascarnia.
metroville
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 7:46 AM 4/9/08
She should have sent $60 in condoms.
Fry_Bread_Power
franimaljones
Posted 7:39 AM 4/9/08
how retarded. sending something worth $60 from a chi-chi store in BH to a poor alaskan native.
franimaljones
kookla
Posted 8:07 AM 4/9/08
I hear Dina Lohan sent a Carvel Cookie Puss.
kookla
DanLar75
Posted 7:59 AM 4/9/08
$60 is what got her pregnant in the first place..
DanLar75
Sin DeRolla
Posted 9:29 AM 4/9/08
Do they make Huggies in thong?
Sin DeRolla
JudyPaceFace
Posted 3:01 PM 4/9/08
Wow, maybe she'll send my 16-year-old pregnant cousin in Detroit something nice, too.
JudyPaceFace
Miss d
Posted 5:11 PM 4/9/08
Y'all donn rekognize us trailer trash have to stick togetha now...
And 60 bucks - Britney's fortune is gone, people, gone!
Miss d