Is That A Giant Comedy Penis In Your Pocket, Brendan Fevola, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?

It’s that time of the year, AFL Finals time, where footy players who’ve not made the finals – and even some who have! – start to let their hair down after a year of hard work, training and toeing the line. Just ask Brendan Fevola from Carlton, who has evidently been spending the past nine months or so yearning for for the end of the season, when he can put on his best pink nightie and a cute little hat, and wave a giant dildo from his pants like anyone’s business. Simple dreams, really, but that’s just what Fev did last night on a ‘Mad Monday’ bender with his friends and teammates. Carn the Blues!

One female patron, who did not wish to be named, said Fevola’s costume — a pink nightie with a matching pink hat and a sex toy penis — was in bad taste.

“You’d think he would’ve learned by now,” she said.

Several players, including Fevola, were later seen drinking alcohol outside the venue before boarding the bus.

Excellent work, boys, keep up the Club X cats!

For those of you interested in basking in the glory of Fevola’s rather alarming faux-appendage, you can see the pics here; I like the way the Hun have said “warning: graphic images may offend” – they should have written “warning: graphic images may cause death by LULZ”.