‘I’m Fucking Matt Damon’ Doubly Honored, And Other Creative Arts Emmy News

The Emmys, Oscar’s Paste-Eating Cousin™, will broadcast live on ABC this Sunday, presided over by a Frankenhost monster conceived in a test tube by devious tinkerers from the science wing of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The Creative Arts portion of the awards, however, were held Saturday at the Nokia Theatre. It was an evening for some of the year’s more specialised TV achievements—from those of Matt Damon-fornicating singer-songwriter Sarah Silverman to the hairdo Michelangelos of Mad Men, spinning beehives into gold—to receive their due. Kathy Griffin took best reality program for her second year in a row, this time eschewing acceptance speeches commanding the Prince of Peace to “suck it” in favour of less blasphemous shows of appreciation. From Gold Derby: