Dolly, 1; Jay, 0

· We leave you today with a Defamer PSA emphasizing the perils facing anyone who dares so much as hint at the irrelevance of Dolly Parton. [NBC]
· Credit where credit is due, even if it goes to Tom O’Neil: The awards freak changed his Dramatic Emmy prediction for best actor to Bryan Cranston last Friday. [Gold Derby]
· Whoops! We take it all back: O’Neil actually bothered to report that Ricky Gervais and Steve Carell prearranged their Emmy “stunt” before the broadcast. [Gold Derby]
· Because three Tyler Perry films per year aren’t enough, the filmmaker/mogul has launched a new shingle to develop movies for both other directors and new, alternate actors who can play Madea. [Variety]
· Warner Bros. lost its litigious warm-up for next year’s Watchmen trial, failing to convince an Indian court that the film Hari Putter: A Comedy of Terrors infringed on its Harry Potter franchise. [NYT]
· “The vomit shot out of Megan Fox like water from a geyser.” Being a little hard on Diablo Cody’s dialogue there, aren’t you, John Horn? [LAT]