After the announcement of teen bully and sook-face Demelza Reveley left Australia's Next Top Model viewers throwing their Foxtel remotes at the television in disgust, those on Team Tiny Mouth were at least able to be safe in the knowledge that none of the industry big wigs were really thrilled that Demelza was their new charge; Vogue Australia's Kirstie Clements even devoting an entire page of letters (from herself and readers) in the current issue, which features Demelza's winning shoot, to set the record straight. Said Team Tiny Mouth members will no doubt be supping on the sweet, sweet schadenfreude this morning, then:

Controversial Australia's Next Top Model winner Demelza Reveley was recently rushed to hospital after she fainted.

 

"I had the flu and my mum, being a mother, was very worried and mindful of what was going on," Demelza said.

"I had heat rash and she thought it was meningococcal, so when I fainted she rushed me in."

Before the league of 15-year-old Demelza fans attack me for wishing meningitis on the wannabe model, cool your heels - I'm just reporting the facts. And the fact that the memorable Pineapple Express line, "Prepare to suck the cock of karma!" keeps running through my head has nothing to do with anything at all. Now look over there - it's the Good Year blimp!

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