Conspiracy Theory Of The Day!

We get some interesting things landing in our inbox from time to time – insane rants against certain celebrities, accusations of bigotry and ignorance, and let’s not forget the advice on how to rid your toilet of potentially mortifying poo smells in your toilet.

But I think this little nugget of Scar-Jo gold which just arrived is probably my favourite ever. It’s timing couldn’t be better, as I just watched Lost In Translation for the first time over the weekend, and I’m trying to work out how I feel about her – is she a dickhead who talks complete crap in interviews? A good actress who happens to look fetching in see through knickers? A singer who fills Tom Waits’ heart with fear? Or a clone?

From ‘Serge’ -

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.

The amazing theory continues…

I’ll tell you more,those clones(it’s not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning. H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way.

I love that last bit – she’s a clone manufactured in Bavaria – potentially a Nazi one – but most importantly she and Ryan Reynolds are NOT getting married!