Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston is a desperate, man-obsessed stalker…on a fall episode of 30 Rock, shooting right now in New York! The former Friends actress will play Claire Harper, a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker” (and ex-roommate of Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon) who falls for Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin). After his efforts to rebuff her finally sink in, “Claire” will go a bunny-killing rampage that coincidentally claims the lives of Aniston enemies John Mayer and Wendy Williams. “No one told you life was gonna end this way,” she will sing, before the clap-clap-clap of her handgun brings the scene to a close. [Us]