BREAKING! Natalie Portman Hippie-Free! After …

By STV on September 25, 2008 at 6:45 AM

BREAKING! Natalie Portman Hippie-Free! After six months at Devendra Banhart’s aromatic side, Natalie Portman is reportedly making a clean break from her hirsute paramour’s patchouli-stinking grip. “Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away,” a Banhart source says, but our own spies near Portman’s New York base insist the actress will begin washing that man right out of her hair — after a V For Vendetta-style shearing and 48-hour delousing quarantine, naturally. Welcome back, Nat! [ITW]

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