And Lo, The Jonas Brothers Did Absolve Russell Brand Of His Sins

Heading into Sunday night’s VMAs, one could never have predicted that the Jonas Brothers would end up central to the ceremony’s only real controversy; and yet, thanks to Russell Brand’s purity-tweaking jokes and Jordin Sparks’s impassioned tirade against sluts, there they found themselves. Would the squeaky-clean trio retaliate by wagging their ringed fingers in Brand’s face, or would they take Courtney Love’s colorful advice to sample “some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up”? According to the BBC, they chose a different route, claiming to be fans of Brand (thanks to his last Conan O’Brien appearance) and giving him some pointers on pleasing the fickle American audience: