Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Where Stylists Groan And Girls Chunder

Generally speaking, tales of nightmarish celebrity excess – Rod Stewart getting a flask of semen pumped from his stomach, Stevie Nicks’ coke-up-the-bum, Ricky Martin and the golden showers – are, more often than not, complete twaddle. So it is that I take this Winegums-related tidbit with a grain or forty of salt, but then again, it is Winegums, so anything’s possible. The long and short of it is, think twice before lending Amy your favourite frock:

Our insider reveals: “Harvey Nichols loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender.

“She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

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We hear: “She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes.

“Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable.

Mmm! Who’s for an extra helping of morning tea? Feeling peckish? This reminds me of the time I stored some favoured dress-ups under the bed and my geriatric cat crawled into the middle of them all, vomited and shat herself, and then rolled around in it all. God love you, Puss! Rest in peace!