Amy Winehouse Round-Up: A Little Bit Country

What with all the overdosing and performance fluffing and potential brain damage and emphysema and ordering 48 bottles of Jack Daniels and taking children to pubs (handy reference guide can be found here) Winegums has been up to lately, you could forgive her for feeling like she needs a little country air to clear her mind – and if you did feel that, you’d be on the money. The Daily Mail reports that residents of Suffolk are bracing themselves for a potential new neighbour:

Sources close to the singer, who currently lives in Camden, say it is the perfect spot for her to recuperate and that she is just days away from exchanging contracts.

‘Amy has been looking for something in the area – and this particular place really is the ideal location,’ a source tells The Sun.

‘It is a really quiet, hidden spot where she would be away from the chaos of her life in London and could concentrate on getting her life back on track.’

To help you better imagine what it might be like for Amy to live an idyllic country life, the champs at the Mail have helpfully whipped up this compelling piece of Photoshoppery:

Mmm, I can almost smell the crack pipe country air from here!