AFL Surprisingly Not Keen On Players Wearing Nighties, Monster Cocks In Public

As reported yesterday, Carlton’s Brendan Fevola was looking festive on Mad Monday when he hit the bars of Federation Square along with his teammates, donning a floral nightie, pink cloche hat and giant rubber dong that looked just precious with his eye colour. In a stunning development, the AFL (and the government, and the Australian Family Association, and…) has reacted with disappointment to the Blues’ star’s latest bout of public revelry (who can forget that old “pissing on the wall of the Police station” chestnut) and while they’ve not made it clear if they’ll extend their “Mad Monday” party pooping (or is that “poopering”?) to the entire league, Victorian Premier John “No Fun” Brumby is hopping mad.

“You expect footballers to have a bit of fun and let off a bit of steam at the end of the year but you don’t expect them to parade around Federation Square in public the way these footballers were.

Yes, yes, very good – now do you want to see VIDEO FOOTAGE of Fevola’s comedy knob? Of course you do. It’s only NSFW if your office has a problem with fat, hairy Mediterranean grandmothers sporting beige rubber schlongs (well, that’s what it looks like), but then you never know what peccadilloes your boss might be trying to suppress.

Thank you, “shelts185″, for giving the people what they want: a few seconds of oddly boring footage of an AFL star standing around, and then some compelling dialogue with your hoodied friend and gratuitous use of the word “willy”.