Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Did You Know Scott And Charlene Did The Deed In A Travel Lodge?
3:50PM Jess McGuire | In what must be a pleasing turn of events for his current missus and the mother of his children, Jason Donovan continues to talk about his time with Kylie Minogue to anyone within earshot. This time, he’s sat down with infamous UK showbiz dude Piers Morgan and spilled the beans on how Kylie made the moves which led to the wholesome looking pair making the beast with two backs…. at a Travel Lodge.
Donovan, 40, spoke at length about his secret relationship with Minogue, confiding that she seduced him and that they spent their first passionate night together in the Travel Lodge in Sydney.
Asked if he thought he was in love, Donovan replied: “Yeah, I would say that’s pretty accurate.
Yes, it sounds pretty accurate. Considering you won’t stop going on about it two decades later! More » 
Aging Prematurely? Let Tina Sparkle Teach You The Secrets Of Eternal Hotness.
3:41PM Jess McGuire | It’s always a fine day here at Defamer Australia HQ when we get to inform you of the latest goings on in our BFF Sonia Kruger’s career. Therefore, today is made of God’s awesomeness because Sonia’s going to be on our telly’s soon in a brand new show!
10 Years Younger in 10 Days is an exciting new show hosted by Sonia Kruger coming soon to WIN Television. Producers are currently looking for couples aged between 30 – 55 years old who feel they have aged prematurely and would like an expert image overhaul.
Hear that, aesthetically challenged Australian couples?
Instructions on how to participate are hiding just after the jump.
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Australian Idol Round-Up: Buh Bye, Brooke
2:06PM Clem Bastow | Another week, another cookie crumbles for the Idol hopefuls (and another metaphor we probably won’t use again), with this week’s loser lowest-vote-getter being the twitchy-nosed Brooke Addamo. Yes, it seems not even Addamo’s Bewitched-esque facial-tics-while-singing were enough to save her from the dreaded “Why don’t you show Australia why you made it this far?”-prompted performance. The 17-year-old’s exit brings the finalist tally to Ten.
“Last night I was a bit tearful but this morning I’m feeling better,” she told LIVENEWS.com.au.
More » YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:49PM Jess McGuire | Okay, this isn’t YouTube, but whatever. It is AWESOME.
More » Andrew G Spends His Days In The Closet
11:25AM Jess McGuire | But don’t be whipping out a rainbow flag just yet. Andrew G’s marriage to Noa Tishby wasn’t a “bearding” at all – it turns out Andrew G works in the closet! For the radio! Isn’t technology grand? Nothing gay about it!
When teenagers tune in to 98 stations across Australia to hear Andrew Gunsberg counting down the top hits on Take 40 each week, little do they realise he might also be counting the number of shoes in his wife’s closet.
Actually, that opening paragraph does sound a little fruity…
More » Jamie Oliver Expecting Another Mouth To Feed
10:25AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and his missus Jools who are expecting their third child in April 2009. They’ve already got two daughters named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
They have spoken publicly of their desperation to add to their picture perfect family. Now Jamie and Jools Oliver have revealed that their wish has been granted and they are pregnant with their third child. A spokesman for the star said: ‘Jools is expecting the couple’s third child in April. The Olivers are delighted and excited about the news.’
The article in the Daily Mail announcing the happy news goes on to explain what Jools sees in Jamie. More » Sonny Bill Williams Is The Most Evil Man Alive.
9:38AM Jess McGuire | REET REET REET! Slightly Delayed Newsdesk special report! I was quietly amused to see that those wacky folk at Zoo Weekly have decided that Sonny Bill Williams, the former star of the Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team who recently packed his bags and ran off to France for a job where he’ll get paid loads more than he ever would’ve playing sport in Australia, is this year’s Top Villain.
And who did he beat? Well, 49 other horrible people. Including a mass murderer. But – and I say this with a great sense of perspective – ditching your team mates is heaps worse than anything a terrorist could do.
Rugby league deserter Sonny Bill Williams has edged out Bali bomber Amrozi to be named Australia’s most hated person in a notorious annual poll. Williams has topped men’s mag Zoo Weekly’s annual Top 50 People We Hate List, released today, The Courier-Mail reports.
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For Brooke Hogan, The Family That Pole Dances Together Stays Together
9:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Sure, reality star Brooke Hogan doesn’t know who Sarah Palin is (or the identity of our current vice president, for that matter), but it’s only because she’s been working so hard! After all, who has time to brush up on politics when you’re busy taking striptease classes with your mother? Yes, on last night’s episode of Brooke Knows Best, Brooke decides that a pole-dancing lesson will be just the thing she needs for a workout, and she decides to bring mother Linda along, too. Showing off the moves that would eventually bag Linda a nineteen-year-old boyfriend and strain her relations with Brooke, the cougar supremo humps the pole and floor in an unnerving mother/daughter celebration of post-postmodern female empowerment, disguised as a workout routine at Crunch. We can’t wait until a very special Christmas episode of Brooke Knows Best, when Linda returns the favour and.gifts Brooke with a coupon for pairs’ Kegel exercises at the downtown Miami Y [VH1] More »
