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Lily Allen Versus Elton John: The Footage
Posted by Jess McGuire at 4:39 PM on September 4, 2008
As mentioned earlier today, Elton John and Lily Allen enjoyed some sparkling banter whilst hosting the the GQ Awards. To summarise events, Lily drank an impressive amount of champagne and swore a lot, Elton made a joke about her boozing, Lily retorted "Hey old dude, shut up, I am young and have what is left of my career ahead of me!" (not an exact quote, of course), and Elton reminded her of the impressive cocaine snorting abilities he once had back in the day.
And now? Their banter in YouTube form, after the jump!
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