Monday, September 1, 2008
We Love Empire Of The Sun!
2:44PM Jess McGuire | At least, I’m fairly sure we do. Although it should be pointed out that I’ve only heard one song from the Nick Littlemore from PNAU/Luke Steele from The Sleepy Jackson collaboration, but I certainly adore that.
Cue furthering of Nick Littlemore crush (which kicked off thanks to the slightly pube-revealing cover of the Teenager single… I KNOW, I am seeking help as we speak). More » 
More Azaria: “A Total Wanker Back Then And Hasn’t Changed An Iota”
1:30PM Jess McGuire | After our our earlier open letter to Jess Veronicas, we received a message from a very good source who knows Azaria. They had this to say about The Follow’s THEART’s frontman.
I knew both Azaria and “KJ” back when they were just Brisbane teenagers. Azaria was a total wanker back then and hasn’t changed an iota now. Every time I see his face I want to bash him.
Harsh! But since Azaria made me feel a bit cockpunchy too, I can’t judge my anonymous source. They continue… More » 
YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:41PM Jess McGuire | This is quite short, but still pretty good (said the actress to the bishop, etc).
Awwww.
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An Open Letter To Jess From The Veronicas
12:16PM Jess McGuire | Dear Jess from out of The Veronicas,
According to the pulling-no-punches Daily Telegraph, you’re “not such a lesbian” anymore and you’re back together with your wang-owning ex Azaria, the formerly missing frontman of pissweak band The FolloW. You’ve been photographed canoodling with this fellow around Las Vegas and hanging out at Perez Hilton hosted parties, and I have to say…
Are you sure you aren’t interested in MTV VJ Ruby Rose? Really? Because she always seemed kinda cool, and Azaria is an absolutely massive tool. I think you should reconsider.
This one article provides me with at least (DIDO FANS ALERT: BRACE YOURSELVES) seven hundred examples as to why Azaria is a cock jockey. More » Conspiracy Theory Of The Day!
10:56AM Jess McGuire | We get some interesting things landing in our inbox from time to time – insane rants against certain celebrities, accusations of bigotry and ignorance, and let’s not forget the advice on how to rid your toilet of potentially mortifying poo smells in your toilet.
But I think this little nugget of Scar-Jo gold which just arrived is probably my favourite ever. It’s timing couldn’t be better, as I just watched Lost In Translation for the first time over the weekend, and I’m trying to work out how I feel about her – is she a dickhead who talks complete crap in interviews? A good actress who happens to look fetching in see through knickers? A singer who fills Tom Waits’ heart with fear? Or a clone?
From ‘Serge’ -
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.
The amazing theory continues…
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Fairfax Strikewatch: Back In The Trenches
9:22AM Clem Bastow | After having decided to strike last Thursday to protest Fairfax Media’s proposed job cuts, sacking frenzy and general evil overlord behaviour – and leaving the weekend editions hollow shells in their absence – striking Fairfax journalists are back on the job today. And after threatening striking staff with lock-outs in an epic corporate sook of “You’re not coming to my party and we’re not friends anymore!” proportions, it looks as though Fairfax bosses have cooled their heels somewhat, too.
The threats were made during talks in Sydney between union officials and Fairfax executives Lloyd Whish-Wilson, Michael Gill and Greg Moses.
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When Not Looking Good In A Bikini, Dame Helen Mirren Likes A Snort Or Four
9:07AM Clem Bastow | It’s no secret that I’m a fan of a hilariously hyperbolic headline, particularly from the British tabloid rag subgenre (see: Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster). So, it’s nice to see that the news.com.au crew have been inspired – clearly – by their friends across the pond with this Monday morning corker:
Nazi fears stopped me snorting cocaine: Helen Mirren
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Jordan Has JK Rowling In Her Sights
8:59AM Clem Bastow | Jordan (aka Katie Price) has really been on the up-and-up lately. First she began her transformation to relatively normal-looking with a series of breast reductions (from “ludicrous” to merely “hilarious” size) and an apparent nose job, then she started show-jumping (to the dismay of the snobby polo/pony set), now literary success has been ticked off the glamour princess’ to-do list. Is there anything the woman can’t do? The answer is, clearly, no!
Busty model Jordan is working her magic on the publishing world with her books selling faster than JK Rowling’s.
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