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Zoila Well-Versed In The TV Breeding Habits Of Bisexual MySpace Whores
Posted by Seth at 8:05 AM on August 13, 2008
· Today on Feeling Zoila, Jeff Lewis's frittata-serving lifemate reveals what she's learned from her OCD-afflicted boss. We think we can now safely say we know where she got that bad habit of standing on the front lawn in denim short-shorts and shaking her dumps for passing motorists. [Flipping Out]
· "I know I've complained about your split-ends before, but hair, thank you for being the only thing on this planet preventing me from totally losing it right now!!!" [Mollygood]
· Shia's pinkie is still attached and doing well, said co-star Isabel Lucas, which was more than she could say for Adrian Grenier. [Just Jared, People]
· Beefcake week continues here at Defamer with some 19-year-old, shirtless Seacrest. [TMZ]
· For the love of God, do not click here. (You have been warned. Don't go complaining that you shouldn't have done it.) [Celebslam]
· Inky, Pinky, Sprinkly, and Yum. [shinyshiny.tv]
· Today on Feeling Zoila, Jeff Lewis's frittata-serving lifemate reveals what she's learned from her OCD-afflicted boss. We think we can now safely say we know where she got that bad habit of standing on the front lawn in denim short-shorts and shaking her dumps for passing motorists. [
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Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 11:22 AM 13/8/08
Paris has big blonde, Barbie hair!
No, literally, she tore out the synthetic hair on several blonde Barbies and had her hairstylist weave it into her own hair.
So creative and cheap!
Fry_Bread_Power
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 11:19 AM 13/8/08
That's one heavy eyelid.
Miss Anne Thrope
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 11:59 AM 13/8/08
ah shia, just like george clooney and leo dicaprio, your intelligence doesn't extend towards the girls you date (read: fuck). now i don't know ms. lucas but i'm going to bet that she isn't all that bright which then means that shia, for all his well-spokeness, can't handle a girl on his level and beyond. in other words, he can't handle me. in other words, sitting on his face is as far as we'll go. in other words, i am content.
bess marvin, girl detective
WGARefugee
Posted 12:24 PM 13/8/08
Looks like something went hideously wrong at the Real Doll factory--was anybody hurt?
WGARefugee
misterdirky
Posted 9:39 PM 13/8/08
Betcha Zoila packs a shiv in her hose.
misterdirky
kookla
Posted 2:48 AM 14/8/08
So many links to click, so little time.
kookla
TwiceShy
Posted 4:53 AM 15/8/08
i LOVE this lady!
TwiceShy