Zen And The Art Of Pacing Yourself At The Sundae Station
Posted by Seth at 10:58 AM on August 8, 2008
· There's an art to gorging on a casino buffet dessert station, and YouTube's Feeder-Scene Queen Deidrababe is going to walk you through it, blondie by blondie. Deidra: You have a standing offer to do premiere spread reviews for us. [Deidrababe's YouTube Channel]
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· There's an art to gorging on a casino buffet dessert station, and YouTube's Feeder-Scene Queen Deidrababe is going to walk you through it, blondie by blondie. Deidra: You have a standing offer to do premiere spread reviews for us. [
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Kois
Posted 11:36 AM 8/8/08
"Rubbed many a one out"?
Goddammit.
Kois
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 11:32 AM 8/8/08
GOD DAMN YOU SETH, I made is 22 years, some odd days without being RickRolled...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
bess marvin, girl detective
jason1007
Posted 11:29 AM 8/8/08
god i could use some ice cream right about now.
and some butterscotch pudding. in a pie shell. plus 6 cookies. with pasta.
what do i win?
jason1007
michaelmadison
Posted 12:34 PM 8/8/08
This is disgusting!
michaelmadison
WGARefugee
Posted 1:48 PM 8/8/08
And after dessert is done, Sumo jello wrestling!
WGARefugee
Old No.7
Posted 2:28 PM 8/8/08
Meg Ryan has really let herself go.
Old No.7
jasonelias
Posted 2:12 PM 8/8/08
I bet she's 92% fat.
jasonelias
TenTimesFiltered
Posted 4:28 PM 8/8/08
When your chin is BIGGER THAN YOUR OWN FACE and the soup-spoon you're holding looks like a sugar scooper, good fucking lord, take it easy on the sugar-packed fatswirls. I think I just puked into cleavage; wherever it may be.
TenTimesFiltered
badhatharry
Posted 4:53 PM 8/8/08
Is this before or after WALL*E introduced her to the guy?
"...I don't really like buffet food..."
Sister, I don't think there's ANY food you don't like.
Also, you said "hard" and "Playgirl." Tee hee.
badhatharry
regisgoat
Posted 10:17 PM 8/8/08
I don't know what's more appalling: Miss Foodalotta Chowdownsky, or her cyberspace escort Mr. Richard Rolle.
regisgoat
Jack of Some Trades
Posted 11:19 PM 8/8/08
"LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!!!"
Jack of Some Trades
Losin_it
Posted 11:59 PM 8/8/08
Mom? You're at a casino....and you didn't bring me along?!
Losin_it
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 12:49 AM 9/8/08
It looks like her head is resting atop her ass.
Fry_Bread_Power
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:43 AM 9/8/08
The Sundae buffet pros know that you always go for the soup bowl instead of the dinky ice cream cups they typically provide. Deidra however, has done one better and used a dinner plate. Brava, m'lady, you are a true American.
NoWireHangers
Victor Ward
Posted 12:38 AM 9/8/08
From my experience, Playgirl never had a hard edition.
Victor Ward
Losin_it
Posted 12:52 AM 9/8/08
I like how the fat guy sitting next to her left as the clip started...his internal methane gas producing function probably hit overdrive by the time he ate that 15th plate of meat loaf. Time to expel the love.
Losin_it
creamsissle
Posted 1:29 AM 9/8/08
@Breadbowl: Or Hershey's Syrup
creamsissle
Breadbowl
Posted 1:16 AM 9/8/08
@Fry_Bread_Power: Hehehe
That better be a DIET coke in that glass!
Breadbowl
mothrafairy
Posted 1:48 AM 9/8/08
Meanwhile, there's this massive boat in Thailand, see, and it's got a lot of white rice on it and yadda yadda yadda...starving Kenyan kids are involved. Makes no sense.
Pass me a fried Snickers bar already.
mothrafairy
Portmanteautally
Posted 2:59 AM 9/8/08
Between the sundae buffet clip and the Olympics, my patriotic spirit is, um, swelling...
U! S! A!!!
U! S! A!!!
Portmanteautally
bigleggedwoman
Posted 3:21 AM 9/8/08
I have that exact same dress! Doesn't fit me like that, though.
bigleggedwoman
stacicaz
Posted 4:23 AM 9/8/08
Excuse Me...could you please push your boob out of the way...I can't see what's on the other side of your plate.
stacicaz
DeadIrishWriter
Posted 5:46 AM 9/8/08
My god. It looks like the severed head of Colonel Sanders on her plate. Buffet Rage, indeed.
DeadIrishWriter
Cacafuego
Posted 9:16 AM 9/8/08
I ain't skinny by a long shot, but DA-YUM girl!
Cacafuego
raincoaster
Posted 9:55 PM 9/8/08
I'm hoping that's just YouTube pixillation I'm seeing, and not a nip slip. Nipilanche.
raincoaster
sisterspooky
Posted 11:50 AM 8/8/08
Deidrababe is married?! Great! While I'm rubbing one out to Dr. Jason Seaver, she has a husband to do it for her while she works the soft serve machine.
sisterspooky