Will Sophie Monk Do The Motorbike Dance For Playboy?

Generally speaking, when rumours of the “OMG nude!” variety start flying around a starlet, there’s usually an awful lot of gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands, and a lackey is dispatched to pour cold water on the whispers, and said starlet starts getting around in hessian sacks and tracksuits. Not so our Sophie Monk, however! When buzz began circulating that Bardot’s finest Marilyn Monroe impersonator had been touched – potentially – by the hand of Hef, her publicist stood to attention.

“Playboy has always done classy portfolios, so I’m sure if this was real, it’s something that would be considered,” Weinman said via email.

“I haven’t heard that she’s doing it and I haven’t heard that she isn’t,” she added cryptically.

I believe the official translation of that particular piece of spin-speak is “HOLY HELL, OH YES SHE IS, THERE’LL BE BUMS AND BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS AND WE’LL ALL BE LIGHTING OUR CIGARS WITH FLAMING $100 BILLS!” Or, you know, words to that effect.