Who’s Creepier: Joe Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Or Hulk Hogan?

· We think it’s the one who shows up to spring break with your professional beer-bongist Uncle Knobs in tow. [Brooke Knows Best]
· We could spend all day reading the various captions beneath identical tabloid photos of Sylvester Stallone’s veiny forearms. [Daily Mail]
· There’s something about Sawyer weighing in on the Chosen Blobs photos that kind of kills the whole Lost mystique—we just can’t put our fingers on what that is. [ET Online]
· If we told you we had access to footage of Hitler singing one of the greatest TV theme songs of all time, is that something you might be interested in? [WOW Report]
· “Molly McAleer is the cute, adorably sassy, camera-friendly personality on defamer.com. We are a website looking for our Molly McAleer.” We’ll trade her for a pack of Marlb Meds and a handicap parking pass. [Craigslist]

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • metroville

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • el smrtmnky

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • misterdirky

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • WGARefugee

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Breadbowl

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Cultmember

    Hulk Hogan by a hair...pun intended, for being a greaseman extraordinaire. Both with his daughter, and if you believe the Iron Sheik, with Vince McMahon.

    Cultmember

  • dollywould

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Oxycontinmoron

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

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