‘Whore’ The ‘Citizen Kane’ Of Streetwalker Movies Starring Megan Fox And Rumer Willis

There are those for whom the title Whore means one film and one alone: Ken Russell’s fearless exploration of the oldest profession, in which Richard Gere never arrives to sweep a gold-hearted streetwalker off her feet. But that was 1991, a whole generation ago, and few who show up to 2008’s Whore are likely to even recall the original, much less force a comparison. Written, directed, produced, edited and color-timed by Thomas Dekker—yes, that Thomas Dekker, of John Connor-in-primetime fame and The Sashay Chante Chronicles—it features Megan Fox, Rumer Willis, and Ron Jeremy in a movie about a “large group of teens living on the streets of Hollywood and selling their bodies to stay alive.” We present for you the key art, the arresting image of a bitch who had to be choked, presumably by uncredited cameo Wayne Brady.

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