Who Drove His Car Into The Playboy Mansion Gates Twice?

Twice this week, a man has driven his car into the gates of Hugh Hefner’s estate—more commonly known as the Playboy Mansion—in Holmby Hills. The LAPD is not being forthcoming with details, saying only it has something to do with an “ongoing dispute.” We’ve rounded up the possible suspects after the jump:

Jason Statham: He was escorted recently by five security guards off the property after he refused to pose for pictures at the Midsummer’s Night Dream Party. The last thing anyone heard him say was, “I’ll be back to bulldoze the Grotto, you wankers!”
Ben Affleck: New to the neighborhood, he could have easily flown into a rage when Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt rang their doorbell to ask Jennifer Garner if she could “spare a cub of lube.”
Pauly Shore: Just ’cause.
Hector Jimenez: Disgruntled groundskeeper.
Anna Faris in a moustache disguise: Because she is starring in a movie about a Playboy Bunny, and this is tangentially related and therefore humorous. Also, she’s a notorious road-rager.

Feel free to add more to the lineup in the comments, you Encyclopedia Browns and Nancy Drews, you!

• Man rams into Playboy Mansion gates — twice [MSNBC]