Where’s Your Husband, Peaches?

After surprising everyone including her own father by getting hitched in Vegas’ Little White Wedding Chapel, Peaches Geldof has arrived back in Old Blighty without her new husband. Which is probably, when you think of it, even less surprising than the marriage itself! I put $5 on the marriage being over by October 14th – anyone want to raise me? However, I was particularly taken aback by this disturbing little bit of information that the Tele quietly slipped into their coverage:

But by last Tuesday she was marrying Drummey, who bears a striking resemblance to her father, at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there, Daily Telegraph! Paging Dr Freud! Anyone want to make a creepy YouTube fan video of Peaches and Saint Bob, tie it all together with Marilyn singing My Heart Belongs To Daddy, and then send it to Tele HQ? This is even worse than their lesbian obsession!