When Tania Zaetta Is Not Drinking Lemon Detox, She Likes To Film Ninja Movies In Geelong

After starring in the decade’s most memorable celebrity endorsement deal (”Accused of banging the entire Australian Army? Try Lemon Detox!“), Tania Zaetta has done what most would do in her situation and returned to work - however, her latest project is not another Bollywood hit, but an action movie - to be filmed in none other than Australia’s cultural, G-Banger.

Is Geelong the new Hollywood? Only time will tell!

Geelong film buff Rob Baard says he is close to securing $6 million from backers for his debut feature film, The Ninja.

The production will use North Geelong’s Mill Markets as a studio with scenes shot around the city’s streets.

Baard also hopes to shoot in the city centre plaza, Market Square, and fill out his shots with hundreds of Geelong extras.

Zaetta’s manager yesterday confirmed the Bollywood actor and former television host had signed on to appear as the lead female alongside Baard in the lead role.

Baard told the Geelong Advertiser the film would follow in the tradition of Hollywood action flick Daredevil, with the self-proclaimed black belt “Ninja Warrior” to perform his own stunts.

“The duo (Baard and Zaetta) go head to head against a corrupt company CEO and group of deadly ninja assassins,” he said.

“We’ve come up with an original story that addresses relevant issues such as petrol prices, media and the general direction the world is heading.”

The Ninja will be the budding amateur’s first step into the cut-throat world of full length films, but he already has plans to turn the film into a franchise.

A franchise! Bags I the Tania Zaetta action figure. I hope they feature the wool museum and some Nippy’s Flavoured Dairy Drinks!