When Fanboys Attack: A 'Dark Knight' Critic-Death Threat Roundup
Posted by STV at 10:10 AM on August 2, 2008
The backlash to the Dark Knight backlash isn't exactly news — not after two weeks and almost $400 million dollars silencing even the most vehement of the film's critics. But today we direct our attention to the more disturbing phenomenon of physical threats against some of those same critics, a few of whose lives have even been targeted by rogue fanboys with a taste for reviewer blood. We hardly believed it ourselves until an unsettling taxonomy of freaks coming after reviewers Jürgen Fauth and Keith Uhlich showcased the worst of it:
Some go no deeper than "Fag!"; some are actually amusing — "Keep your head in Little Women and Suffrage texts you pansy" — but others are downright ugly. On Rotten Tomatoes, someone felt it would be beneficial to post as many personal details about Jürgen that they could find, while another likened his crime to Joan of Arc's:
"This guy is a terd [sic], let him rot. Lets [sic] burn him at the stake!"
The comments left for Keith are even more vile, particularly this one, which the author later claimed was written while channeling his inner Joker. Yikes. (All [sic]):
"You know, some people have been so enraged by your little opinion piece that they want you to kill yourself. Please DON'T!!! You know why, because I am going to have so much fun killing you myself! I promise, it WON'T be painless. I am going to carve a smile in your face. And then I am going to carve you stomach. And you know why? Because i just want my phone call. You're my bitch now! I am going to track you down through your IP address and then I am going to f@#%!%* kill you!!!"
Daaammmn. Worried as we are for Mssrs. Fauth and Uhlich, really: You've got to see this in IMAX. Michael Caine will be campaigning for these guys' Oscar nominations by Monday.
- Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fanboy Scorned [Filmbrain]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
RLB
Posted August 4, 2008 3:05 PM
Death threats? Come on people! It's a movie...a fantastic movie for sure but just a movie.
What a lot of these people don't realise is they are helping these critics get their names on tv, in the paper and on the internet by paying to much attention to their mostly terrible reviews. It's what many of these critics actually want.
hughman
Posted 10:36 AM 2/8/08
jeez. i guess my little "oh noes!" wasn't a big deal.
hughman
metroville
Posted 11:13 AM 2/8/08
Just because you're murderous, it doesn't mean you're not a nerd.
If anything, it makes you a "murd."
metroville
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:37 AM 2/8/08
@metroville: or a nerderer
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 11:33 AM 2/8/08
I guess Murderous Fanboys don't know anything about traceable IP addresses.
kookla
cschack
Posted 7:51 PM 2/8/08
It was good, but not THAT good...I mean, oh jeez, they're gonna come for me now, aren't they?
cschack
Losin_it
Posted 10:10 PM 2/8/08
@cschack: I agree...I thought it was far better than some of the other Batman films, was entertaining....was it one of the greatest movies of all time? Of course not. Some of the criticisms of it are probably valid.
Are they coming to get me? Maybe. It depends when mommy comes homes from work....SOMEone has to drive them to my house to deal with me, right?
Losin_it
Breadbowl
Posted 1:58 AM 3/8/08
I miss the old days when death threats consisted of letters cut out of the newspaper and were mailed.
Breadbowl
dumanue
Posted 6:53 AM 3/8/08
@cschack: @Losin_it: @Breadbowl: [img221.imageshack.us]
dumanue
DrFeelgood
Posted 1:06 PM 3/8/08
When the FBI finds this creepy little shit I hope they place him in a better foster care home then the one he's in now. Hopefully one without an internet connection.
DrFeelgood
Losin_it
Posted 12:37 AM 4/8/08
@dumanue: Yeee. If I could actually afford a pair of pants, I'd be pissing in them right now. This guy has me spooked.
Losin_it
dumanue
Posted 4:50 AM 4/8/08
funny much people?
dumanue
Breadbowl
Posted 11:02 AM 4/8/08
@dumanue: That was funny as hell. You made my weekend.
Breadbowl
Losin_it
Posted 11:54 AM 4/8/08
@dumanue: I think so, but I personally find it easier to laugh if the subject matter is humorous. I just wasn't that into it.
Losin_it
Breadbowl
Posted 1:10 PM 4/8/08
@Losin_it: Your complex douchebaggery is stifling.
Breadbowl
Losin_it
Posted 11:01 PM 4/8/08
@Breadbowl: Why thank you. Lunch sometime?
Losin_it
dumanue
Posted 8:40 PM 7/8/08
@Breadbowl: Glad you had a good weekend, I'm here to provide a good living for everyone ;)
@Losin_it: you really need to learn humor, how bout we all pitch in and buy you a "Humor for dummies" book?
dumanue