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Wendy Williams: Heath Ledger's Daughter is Not Some 'Random, Drive-By Splash-Off'
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:45 AM on August 21, 2008
While some in Hollywood might see Heath Ledger's two-year-old daughter as a sacred cow, to talk show host Wendy Williams, she's red meat. Last seen offering unsolicited advice to a recovering Christina Applegate, Williams today turned her attention to Ledger, who died without updating his will to include his daughter Matilda or his ex-wife, Spike Jonze-canoodler Michelle Williams. In response, actors Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell will be donating their fees from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (which they stepped into after Ledger's death) to both Michelle Williams and Matilda, an act of generosity that does not go unremarked-upon by Miss Wendy. Watch as she again horrifies her audience by going there in a bizarre, sperm-soaked metaphor meant to defend Matilda. Wendy, Wendy: with friends like these, who needs enemies? [The Wendy Williams Show]
While some in Hollywood might see Heath Ledger's two-year-old daughter as a sacred cow, to talk show host Wendy Williams, she's red meat. Last seen offering
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Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 9:30 AM 21/8/08
I guess we should be grateful she said "random splash off" and not "full on bukake shower"?
Huge Tracts of Land
NoWireHangers
Posted 9:25 AM 21/8/08
If keep doing these Wendy posts we're going to run out of weave/wig/drag jokes before the end of the week.
NoWireHangers
kookla
Posted 9:25 AM 21/8/08
@majikthise: And the jungle print on the floor...
kookla
majikthise
Posted 9:24 AM 21/8/08
@kookla: were you going to call the ASPCA in regard to the pelt on her head?
majikthise
el smrtmnky
Posted 9:05 AM 21/8/08
i just keep thinking it's a zombie Bert Lahr doing hideously bad drag.
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 8:55 AM 21/8/08
I feel like an audience member. Do I gasp? Do I laugh nervously? Do I applaud? Do I call CPS? ASPCA? I don't know how to react!
kookla
ricker
Posted 9:44 AM 21/8/08
I think splash IN is more appropriate. Either that, or Ledger was a fan of the pull out, finish, and re-plunge method popularized by adult film stars of the late 1970s. He just forgot to grow the requisite magic, sterilizing mustache.
ricker
TryThisAtHome
Posted 9:42 AM 21/8/08
I don't understand!
TryThisAtHome
StylusPictures
Posted 1:36 PM 21/8/08
I can't believe this dude is going national. To the executive that greenlit that one - start pilfering pens and toilet paper immediately.
StylusPictures
michaelmadison
Posted 2:26 PM 21/8/08
Please no!
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michaelmadison
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 12:23 AM 22/8/08
Oh no she di-int!
Oxycontinmoron
Hamasara
Posted 4:28 PM 21/8/08
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams never married. They broke off their engagement pre-nuptial. Therefore, she was his ex-fiancee.
Hamasara