Vonette Cherry Continues To Wreak Havoc On MySpazz While ‘The Kids’ Turn To YouTube To Exact Their Videoblogging Revenge

Do you recall the MySpazz blogger I directed you toward a while back because they were riling up the coolsie kids with their tongue-in-cheek entry regarding The Top 10 Most Overrated Albums of All Time?

Well, she’s kept up with the pot-stirring, and the youth seem unable to identify the pisstaking approach with which she has been tackling all things music related on her blog, and are descending upon it to comment in their thousands. In fact, “Vonette Cherry” has become one of the top bloggers on MySpace!

Her latest flaming (hot) entry is titled “Emos Today Are Ruining Teenagers For Everyone“, and in it Vonette neatly encapsulates assorted movements of yesteryear.

In particular, her highly sarcastic but succinct summary of Grunge tickled me:

There was so much to rage against in the 90s! So many machines! Male, white, corporate oppression; McJobs; AIDS; snickers bars; Winona Ryder and the Knack. At least that’s what I learned from Reality Bites. We watched that and it was like, whoa, is this a documetary of our lives, or a movie?! Just, so so accurate.

HA!

Anyway, I draw your attention to Vonette’s blog once again not just because it’s “going off”, as they say, and full of comments from indignant teenagers, but because it’s actually inspired the young folk to make YouTube videos of themselves verbally ripping Vonette Cherry to shreds.

This kid scares the shit out of me. Where’s his Ritalin prescription?!

God bless him, but the fact he spends ten minutes talking about how stupid and out of touch Vonette’s opinions are without realising that they are deliberately stupid and out of touch because she’s aiming to rile up people exactly like him makes me want to jump through the screen and scream “SHE’S TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF YOU! GO OUTSIDE IN THE SUNSHINE! RIDE YOUR BIKE! WASH YOUR FACE AND TRY AND GET TO SECOND BASE WITH SOMEONE!”

It’s like watching someone deliver a blistering argument as to why a beanbag is rubbish and all their points would be relevant and insightful were there actually an actual beanbag beside them, but because there’s a frozen chicken sitting where this beanbag-ranter is pointing, you’re more like “What the hell? Kid, no. Walk away. There’s got to be better things to do than to heap abuse on something that doesn’t exist.”

Bad analogy but I am in desperate need of a coffee and my brain done not workin’ right LULZ (falls over).

Also: he plays Metro Station in order to show why his generation rules. HAHAHAHA

MORE: Vonette Cherry’s MySpace page.