Try Mighty McConaughey's Afterbirth Ale: There's Real Placenta In Every Drop!
Posted by Seth at 8:10 AM on August 9, 2008
There's something about Hollywood dads and afterbirth. Unlike Tom Cruise, who greedily pledged to gobble up every last drop of the nutrient-rich biological matter, however, Matthew McConaughey instead told CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta that he has something far eco-friendlier planned for his own son's:
Matthew McConaughey says the birth of his son will help bring a little joy to others in the world someday. The actor kept the placenta from the July birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard, he tells CNN's "House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta" in interview scheduled to air in two parts Aug. 9 and Aug 16.
McConaughey says he hopes it will fertilize the land, a ritual long followed in several cultures.
"It's going to be in the orchards and it's going to bear some wonderful fruit," he says, according to an interview transcript. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.
"This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."
Were that all, for the Fool's Gold star then plans of harvesting the symbiotic-fluid-enriched pears and apples yielded by little Levi's lifesack, pressing them into the most deliciously life-affirming hard ciders available anywhere in the country. Look for an aggressive "Mighty McConaughey's Afterbirth Ale" TV and radio campaign to hit major markets shortly, only slightly creepier than the one he recently voiced for the National Cattleman's Beef Association.
- Matthew McConaughey to plant placenta in orchard [Yahoo News]

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shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 9:03 AM 9/8/08
I was subletting an apartment in SF a while back and the previous sublettee called me frantically after I had moved in. She wanted to make sure I hadn't thrown away the package in the freezer. I was her baby's placenta and she was returning to her hometown in Mexico to plant it under the tree in their backyard. I gave her the block of frozen spinach and the arm&hammer too, just in case.
shag_carpet_bomb
kookla
Posted 8:50 AM 9/8/08
...or maybe Matthew will just use it to nurture some Placenta Homegrown in a shoebox in his bedroom closet.
kookla
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 8:43 AM 9/8/08
Not to denigrate another culture but...yuck.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Leviticus_71
Posted 8:25 AM 9/8/08
Wow...so gross...
Leviticus_71
WGARefugee
Posted 10:16 AM 9/8/08
This is a great setup for a horror film called the Sinister Tree in the Orchard That Scares the Mexican Apple Pickers and Kills Everyone Except for the Highest-Paid Stars." I hope I'm not giving away too much in the title.
Call me Manoj.
WGARefugee
Jasper Lamar Crabb
Posted 9:45 AM 9/8/08
Dude.... plant it with a marijuana seed.... and then later reap the PLACENTA EXPRESS....
Jasper Lamar Crabb
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 10:27 AM 9/8/08
Wait, McConaughey, did you try to smoke it? I repeat, did you try to smoke it?
Huge Tracts of Land
raincoaster
Posted 3:34 PM 9/8/08
...a ritual long followed in several cultures. Several cultures to which Matthew McConaughey does not belong.
raincoaster
Mafalda para Presidente
Posted 2:29 AM 10/8/08
@raincoaster: I do Yoga, yet I'm not Hindu...should I stop?
Mafalda para Presidente
Mafalda para Presidente
Posted 2:29 AM 10/8/08
People, it's just a placenta, and it's not like they're going to eat it. You know what happens when animals (or sometimes even humans) die? They are buried. Some people bury their pets in their backyards, where they will decompose and rot right below their lawn.
Same difference.
(You know an American thing I think is gross? PICKLES. Now that's disgusting.)
Mafalda para Presidente
Wrapitup
Posted 6:45 AM 11/8/08
I ate my placenta with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Wrapitup
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 4:27 AM 12/8/08
Watch for the tree with a ring of pissed surfers standing guard.
"Good" Crazy...