Today In Kerry Katona Breast Reduction News

We’re a caring bunch here at Defamer Australia, so when I was perusing the British trash rags newspapers this morning, I knew you’d be dying to hear all about this particular bit of celebrity news: Kerry Katona is having her bazoongas reduced! Not only that, but she’s going to film the operation for her celebreality show. Yes, I know, I know – it should have been the first news item of the day but, you know, sometimes these major stories just trickle down slowly. Hell, it took me five months to find out that Kevin Rudd won the election!

She says: ‘After four kids I need it. I’m a GG at the moment, and when I take my bra off my nipples are by my feet. I want to be a DD instead.’

Katona’s spokesman Max Clifford confirmed she is having the procedure, telling MailOnline: ‘She has wanted it for quite some time. Kerry is enjoying her life and getting on with doing things she wants to.’

Well hip, hip for Kerry, then! What else does she enjoy doing? So much entertaining stuff – you might like to read up on it during your afternoon coffee break!